Steven Buczek
Michael Burns
Katie Doddy
Jon Free
Caitlyn Gary
Alex Huynh
Jacob Huynh
Jason Jandrew
Ryan Saba
James Yerger
Steve “Party Rock” Buczek- Steve is the most compassionate member of Solidarity, asking the players on the field if they would like to sub no less than every 30 seconds. Steve is the father of Solidarity’s forehand, and represented Solidarity, along with James Yerger, as victors in the Annual Stuffing Tournament. Never one to let Kyle off lightly about our overdue jerseys, Steve has pride and a knack for pissing people off he doesn’t know and its very funny. God bless you, Steve.
Mike “Grandpa Pants” Burns- Ah Michael Burns, what more is there to say? Mike runs like a clubfoot and wears clothes that one would expect to find on the strippers in Tattletales. Everyone on the team makes sure they bring their lint rollers to remove the pubes that fall of his face every game. So in a sense he’s sort of like the team pet….if only we could neuter him….not that he has any game in the first place. Oh yeah, and he’s alright at throwing. And a kickass marker. Actually probably our best marker.
Jon “The Hammer” Free- Arguably one of the top players on Solidarity, Jon, when he’s not working or attending the annual chili cook offs, contributes to many of the points Solidarity scores with his second to none display of effort. Jon is good at marking, backhand, forehand, pulling, jumping, catching and lastly, Jon’s hammers…..these motherfuckers have been known to clip passing planes and mercilessly tear the skin off the hands of their receivers. As one of our most important players, we as a team ask any viewers of our website to donate any amount they are able to in order for solidarity to purchase extra t-shirts for Jon…the poster child for hyperhidrosis.
Jake- Jake is good. Really good. And he’s a fucking freshman.
Jason “Darkness” Jandrew- Jason, otherwise known as Juice, is our tallest member and has MAD CHARM. And he is funny as shit.
James “Gimp 2.0” Yerger- James is currently out for the season with a dislocated right shoulder that occurred in a game against a bunch of pricks. A literal self-embodiment of his always advocated “layout D’s”, James is now working in his offseason, perfecting his lefty flick and backhand….what dedication. He is currently in relationships with Katie Doddy and Alex Huynh.
Alex “Raccoon Lord” Huynh- Solidarity’s most athletic and physically fit player, Alex has solidified himself as top contributor to both Solidarity’s point total and our overall team sexiness. Never scared to pop his shirt off, the man is able to fully erect the opposing team in a matter of mere seconds, giving Solidarity a strategic advantage that it has yet to fully employ. Alex is also the only member of Solidarity to have performed a Callahan in a ranked game, and wears pristine white cleats crafted by the Greek goddess Nike herself. In addition, he eats an unhealthy amount of protein bars and is a protein shake junkie. But it’s all for the good of the team. And for that, we say thank you.
Ryan “Arab Money” Saba – The swag master himself, Ryan Saba has taken the helm of informal team captain, always doing what is best for the team and contributing to Solidarity’s excellent ability to control the disc with his disgusting forehand better known throughout the ultimate world as “King Abas’s Spear” which he is able to drill to any player at any length of the field with a degree of accuracy so unreal it is known to cause instant crippling orgasms at the moment of the catch, especially in male players. In his spare time, Saba goes by DJ Arab Money, and is currently working on his 3rd and greatest party mix to date. For those of you who don’t know Saba personally, you’re eyes have no doubt been caught by his mother, Mrs. Saba, often seen photographing Solidarity. The epitome of loveliness, Mrs. Saba also contributes to Solidarity’s amazing performances, standing as a siren of a world long gone, luring the minds of the opposing team away from the game with her irresistible looks and a voice that puts every songbird of the world to shame. Anyway….back to Saba….his secret in fabulous skin lies in the application of hummus twice a day and while his guitar hero skills have surely slipped as you all could tell, its only because his constant work to perfect his game and his teammates game is heads and heels beyond anyone else. Thank you Saba.
The Girls: Caitlyn Gary and Katie Doddy- endless thanks to both Caitlyn and Katie for accompanying this group of ragtag misfits in our quest to glory. It is very hard to find girls willing to play ultimate, and they helped us out a ton. We’d also like to thank you for submerging yourselves into our disgusting culture of testosterone, which no female should ever have to endure.
